Today’s Valentine themed week post is The Bachelorette. Glory interviews 3 bachelors leading up to the grand finale on Thursday Barks And Bytes when she announces who her valentine will be.
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Glory is 3 years old, brown looking for a nice male companion to have a quick fling with in hopes to have a litter of poopy puppies in the near future. She would like to have a little romance before the big gig but she will be honest that will probably be it. She’s not looking for a long commitment as she has many wild oats to sow. Sorry bachelors just speaking the truth.
Now on to meet our bachelors:
Bachelor #1 ~ Gambler, G$, Gman, Giblet, Gib
Gambler, if you were to take me on a romantic get away where would you take me?
Glory, I just love hunting in Saskatchewan so I would take you to a wide open wheat field and have you retrieve endless snow geese.
Gambler, I hear you have many nicknames, how did you come about Gman?
Glory, don’tcha know I’m the man so I’m the Gman, ready for action at a drop of a hat!
Bachelor #2 ~ Thunder, Bumper
Thunder, if you were to take me on a romantic get away where would you take me?
Glory, I would take you to my name sake spot, North Point Thunder Bay. It’s a place where I would take you on a romantic duck hunt and afterwards we would have a nice dinner on the bay.
Thunder, I see you have a nick name too, how did you come about that?
Glory, Thunder rhymes with bumper and I am a bumper hog, I just love to retrieve all day long if there is a bumper around it is in my mouth.
Bachelor #3 ~ Easy, EasyRider, silvermistygreypup
Easy, if you were to take me on a romantic get away where would you take me?
Glory I would take you to the Eiffel Tower and have a nice picnic with pheasant pate, after our pate I would kiss you 87 times.
Easy, I see you have a nick name too, EasyRider how did you come about that?
Glory, This is a g rated show I can’t tell you how I came about EasyRider, lets just have your imagination take over and if you pick me you’ll have a chance to find out…..oh la la
Glory will now have a couple days to think about which bachelor she would like to go on a date with. Wednesday there will be a kissing booth for all the bachelors to help Glory make up her mind. Come back Thursday to find out who she picks.
Stop back tomorrow for a Valentines Pheasant tasty treat.